Fucking Advice

Anonymous, first off long distance relationships almost never fucking work. I understand he’s your first fucking love, but your nineteen fucking years old. You need to fucking experiment, meet people, figure out what fucking type of person really makes you tick. It seems like you fucking fell out of love with your boyfriend, but you enjoy his friendship and the closeness you fucking share with him. I think it’s best you break it off easy and fucking tell him you hope to be friends one day. (That is if you do genuinely fucking enjoy his companionship.) At nineteen years old there’s no fucking way you know who you fucking are yet. You still got some fucking years ahead of you kiddo. I think you just need to fucking end it before this gets too messy and fucking complicated.

(PART 2)

Anonymous, it sounds like this man is more fucking trouble than he’s worth. I think you’re going through some serious fucking stuff personally right now and you need to fucking figure yourself out. You’re still young and you shouldn’t have to fucking settle down with this man right now especially if he drove you to the fucking point of attempting suicide, and to drop out of school. I think you need to fucking break up, discover who YOU are without him, and move on. As for this new fucking gentleman it’s not lady like to go on a date with another man while dating someone. To be fucking honest I have no fucking clue what’s wrong with you. You need to do some fucking soul searching. Only you can fucking help yourself there.

(PART 1)

Anonymous, if you’re a girl try flashing your fucking breasts. If you’re a guy try flashing your fucking penis. That should do the fucking trick.

Anonymous, I’m actually a fucking working actor in NYC so I know exactly where this fucking question is coming from. When I’m meeting people for the first fucking time I tend to be super fucking shy, extremely polite, and generally fucking tame. In life I’m truly a fucking nut job around my friends and family. I’m also really fucking easy to get along with, it’s just in my fucking nature. Apparently I’m really fucking cool. I often have people tell me, “You were so fucking quiet/shy when I first fucking met you! You’re not like that at all, why were you so fucking shy?” When I meet people for the first fucking time I use the neutral side of my personality and get a feel for the new fucking crowd I’m in. If I like the fucking vibes I slowly break out of my shell, but it’s definitely fucking backlashed on me before when I broke out of my shell a little fucking too soon… I think it’s best you be fucking polite and try to be yourself as much as you fucking can while being a little muted at first. Feel everyone out, and try to be as fucking comfortable as you can. Unfortunately you can’t fucking dodge all the awkward conversation starters; just be fucking charming and approachable. Have fun and be your fucking self.

Anonymous, you sound like you’re pretty fucking crazy about this guy. But you need to fucking realize he’s in a relationship. If he wanted to fucking be with you, he wouldn’t fucking be with someone else right now. Also you’re not fucking being fair to your “friend” by spending so much fucking time with her boyfriend. What if you two ended up fucking doing something and he fucking cheats on her with you? What if it were you that was fucking dating this guy instead, and your friend was getting fucking cuddles, long hugs, long fucking conversations, and being called beautiful by him? Wouldn’t you be really fucking upset? Even if you ended up fucking being with this guy, what makes you think he’s not going to fucking show other girls attention like he’s showing to you while he’s already in a fucking relationship? If you really fucking like him, wait it out and see what fucking happens. There’s nothing you can fucking do at the moment. If it’s meant to fucking be,then it’ll fucking happen.

Anonymous, hate is a strong fucking word. To have an extreme fucking dislike for them would be a better way of fucking putting it. Without your fucking parents, you wouldn’t even fucking be alive right now. It definitely fucking sounds like you guys need to have a serious fucking talk with each other. Before you go throwing the word “hate” around and fucking saying that you’re getting in trouble for “nothing”, take a fucking second and answer the following: Are you an untrustworthy fucking son/daughter? Do you fucking disrespect your parents and their rules? Are you doing everything in your fucking power to stay in their good graces?

If you answered yes to any of the fucking above questions, now you fucking know why you’re having problems in the first place. If you answered no to all of the fucking above let them know that you’re an all together good kid and that they’re fucking lucky that they don’t have a problem child like many other fucking parents. Have a sit down with them and let them fucking know that your purpose of the fucking conversation is to make your relationship with them stronger and that fighting is not a fucking option. Let them fucking know how you’ve been feeling, and that you crave a better fucking relationship. It’s a fact of fucking life that if you show people with respect and kindness, they will show you the same. Good fucking luck!

Anonymous, you’re pretty much a fucking hero for helping your friend in his time of need. Most people when dealing with depression don’t fucking seek help whether it’s professional or through a friend/family member. It sounds like you’ve personally done all you fucking can for him, and for you to be there for him through it all shows that you truly fucking care about him. I think you need to sit him down and let him fucking know how you’re feeling. Tell him nicely that you love him, and you fucking love the fact that he comes to you when he’s upset, but it’s beginning to a take a fucking toll on you. Tell him that you’ve personally done as much as you can fucking do, and that it’s time for him to help himself by fucking seeking professional help. Make sure you assure him that you’re not fucking trying to make it seem like you’re dumping him on someone else, but that you fucking miss the old him and that it would mean the fucking world to you to see him happy again. Assure him that things will fucking get better, but only if you decide to fucking make them better. Your friend sounds like he’s in a really fragile fucking state at the moment. Although you’ve been fucking patient and kind, it sounds like you’re the only person he can fucking confide in, which is a huge fucking responsibility. You never fucking know if he’s contemplating suicide, if he is and you end up fucking lashing out at him one day, because you’re too overwhelmed with his fucking problems, it might be the last thing that pushes him over the fucking edge. You’re a fucking amazing friend to care about your friend so much, but you’ve done all that you can fucking do for him, now it’s time for a fucking professional to take over.

Anonymous, as fucking hard as it may be, it sounds like you should just fucking let it go. If you truly have these strong fucking feelings for him, it might be good to get them off your fucking chest for closure. You need to remember he is fucking moving, so it’s not as if you two can have an actual fucking relationship. Long distance is never fucking worth it in the end. It won’t be weird if you don’t fucking make it weird. Plan out exactly what you want to fucking say to him, that way you won’t sound like a babbling fucking idiot. Good luck, let me fucking know how things go!

Anonymous, sometimes when you’re in a fucking relationship one person starts to fall at more of an advanced fucking rate than the other. Which is fucking normal. If you think about it, it wouldn’t be quite fucking natural if your feelings for each other grew at the exact same fucking time. If you love him, you should fucking care about him and the relationship enough to fucking talk to him about it. Let him fucking know that you want you two to work, but he can fucking be a bit overbearing at times… that is if you still want to fucking be with him. Don’t fucking pity him, if you’re no longer interested, fucking tell him. Don’t fucking lead him on, it will only hurt him more in the long run. You don’t sound like you’re too fucking in to him. I mean after all, you’re having fucking thoughts and feelings for another guy… maybe it’s a sign to fucking break things off.  As for this “bad boy”, if he has no fucking problem talking to you while you’re in a relationship already, what fucking makes you think he won’t talk to other girls while he’s with you? If you’re fucking confused and cannot handle a relationship at the moment, don’t fucking be in one.